In this version of the iconic 80’s film, Lloyd Dobler certainly does not get the girl.
Bahmoan goes for the gold… though they didn’t have the heart to tell him that his medal is made of tin.
After decades of careful experiment, physicists say they have found the “strongest indication to date” to prove the existence of the Higgs Bahmoan — a subatomic particle so important to the understanding of sadness, grief and despair that the physicist Leon Lederman nicknamed it “The Freak Particle”.
