Hello, I am ‘Bahmoan’, zee French Batman.Tumblr (3.0; @bahmoan)http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75122d451b332a8b18476be0520d10ee/tumblr_mgq76fCdNV1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Make sure you catch the one movie that is on every film critics’ “worst of the year” list.  ”Le  Pain Miserable” is the story of heartbreak, love, redemption, freedom, and breaded freak superheroes.</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/40685383807http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/40685383807Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:01:27 -0500bahmoanbatmanfrench batmanbaguettesuperherofranceles miserablesle pain miserablebreadfilmsmoviesoscarsmusicalhumorAbsurdist Humor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz2hvq8sU1qhuugzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In this version of the iconic 80’s film, Lloyd Dobler certainly does <em>not</em> get the girl.</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/32342957512http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/32342957512Wed, 26 Sep 2012 15:37:07 -0400batmanfrenchFrench Batmansay anything80s80'slloyd doblerjohn cusackmovies80s movies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xiyj9cQt1qhuugzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/29663343734http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/29663343734Fri, 17 Aug 2012 22:30:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m853a3bUum1qhuugzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Bahmoan goes for the gold… though they didn’t have the heart to tell him that his medal is made of tin.</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/28566672257http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/28566672257Thu, 02 Aug 2012 13:58:51 -0400bahmoanbatmanfrenchFrench Batmanolympics2012fab fivegymnasticsgold medal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81dviVII81qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Event for the 2012 Olympics: The “Bahmoan” Vault!</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/28421436180http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/28421436180Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:57:18 -0400bahmoanbatmanfrencholympicsbreadpatheticpolevault<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ohnufXKB1qhuugzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Air to tower, are we clear for approach?”</p> <p>“What?”</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/27922563143http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/27922563143Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:50:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wfa8hSZK1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="p1">After decades of careful experiment, physicists say they have found the “strongest indication to date” to prove the existence of the <span class="s1">Higgs Bahmoan</span> — a subatomic particle so important to the understanding of sadness, grief and despair that the physicist Leon Lederman nicknamed it “The Freak Particle”. </p></p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/26833347181http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/26833347181Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:06:08 -0400bahmoanhiggsbosonnewsphysicsdiscoveryfrenchbatmanfreakpatheticbreaddespair<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcht87GXS1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The ground-breaking Academy Award Nominated silent film…”The Bah’rtist”</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/17560008801http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/17560008801Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:53:32 -0500bahmoantheartistsilentfilmoscarsacademyawardbatmanfreakfrenchbread<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmei5ipH71qhuugzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 3 French Breads.</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/14627763493http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/14627763493Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:37:17 -0500frenchbreadbatmanbahmoanchristmas12 days<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0tdtdgaK1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The First ThanksGiving! Happy ‘Thanks For Nothing’ Bahmoan!</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/13115499464http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/13115499464Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:17:53 -0500bahmoanthanksgivingturkeybatmanfrench<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luptm8tGyX1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bahmoan’s In Utero (Before Nirvana sued the poor breaded freak for infringement)</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/12843073566http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/12843073566Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:49:20 -0500bahmoanbatmaninuterofrenchnirvana<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luptg28CsD1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New for the Nintendo Entertainment System! Super Bahmoan Bros!</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/12842960280http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/12842960280Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:45:38 -0500bahmoanbatmanfrenchbreadmariosupernintendones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsjtxwQtzQ1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It will do for Restaurants what JAWS did for the beach…</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/11023021702http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/11023021702Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:31:23 -0400bahmoanbatmanjawsspielbergsharksfrenchbreadbaguetteabsurdmoviemovieshollywoodswimmingbeachgreat white<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsjt4ls7eT1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Importance of Education</p> <p class="p1">Bahmoan discussing Education Reform with the Obamas.  Bahmoan is suggesting a move to a French system, whereby all classes are taught in French.  Actual French language class, however, is not mandatory.</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/11022601094http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/11022601094Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:47:38 -0400bahmoanbatmanfrenchbaguetteobamabarackeducationbreadedfreakabsurdfrancesuperhero<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrtwbr9myA1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New exhibit at the MOMA.</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10444039898http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10444039898Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:57:27 -0400momamusemofmodernartbatmanbahmoanfrenchsuperhero<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrscapwyQW1qhuugzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Bahmoan Tatts, They’re All the Rage!</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10411185793http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10411185793Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:47:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkpxiAa0I1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bahmoan with The Beatles</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10242931435http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10242931435Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:00:54 -0400bahmoanbatmanfrenchfreakbreadbaguettebeatlesmcartneylennonharrisonstarrbreaded freakabsurd<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr9r6hWjfy1qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bahmoan to the Future!</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10001672885http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/10001672885Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:54:17 -0400bahmoanbatmanback to the futuremichael j foxmarty mcflybaguettefrenchfrancebreadbreadedabsurd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzfotNqiA1qhuugzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>3…2…1…Seedy New Year!</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/8959653274http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/8959653274Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:36:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzfeycqe61qhuugzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>16-bit Bahmoan</p>http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/8959437658http://bahmoan.tumblr.com/post/8959437658Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:44:30 -0400bahmoanbatmanmarioyoshimario brosnintendonesbreadbreadedfreaksuperheroherobaguettevideo gamegamingabsurd